futuredudeman:

cassbuttmcgee:

radiogrimshaw:

have you ever met someone who is like the human version of period cramps

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I think this is the first time something has conveyed to me with true clarity just how bad period cramps are.

(Source: michaelgclifford)

brianaa-nicolee:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

isnt that from spongebob..

brianaa-nicolee:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

isnt that from spongebob..

cognato:

American Horror Story: Asylum

(Source: huffingtonpost)

calamitycrystal:

Rule Number 1 chucked right out that window. 

completelyungood:

here’s to all the unfinished stories rotting away in my writing folder

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loserapproaching:

what the fuck why am i laughing

(Source: emmafrosticle)

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

owlygem:

spooktrek:

unnecessary sex scenes in movies

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unnecessary sex scenes in tv shows

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unnecessary sex scenes in fanfic

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this is accurate to my view on things…

(Source: lucithor)

  

smackweenies:

kuueater:

A READING

A PIECE OF NATIONAL TREASURE HAS BEEN MADE THIS DAY

flyfella:

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

me-myself-and-will:

carrot0nesie:

ladies and gentlemen, the american education system

My school apparently ran out of toilet paper a few weeks ago and my Spanish teacher was telling the girls to keep a roll in their purses and the guys to keep a roll in our backpacks. North American Education system.

this is basically any public school in the world tbh

bet the football teams have new equiptment though

flyfella:

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

me-myself-and-will:

carrot0nesie:

ladies and gentlemen, the american education system

My school apparently ran out of toilet paper a few weeks ago and my Spanish teacher was telling the girls to keep a roll in their purses and the guys to keep a roll in our backpacks. North American Education system.

this is basically any public school in the world tbh

bet the football teams have new equiptment though