look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany
it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes
since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon
here u go, bud
YOU REPULSIVE CELERY STICK.
you are such a sordid pumpkin seed I s2g
YOU INCONGRUOUS KNITTING NEEDLE
you tedious pumpkin seed!!!
You’re all preposterous waffles ugh
You’re an absolute cabbage
*gasp* Friend is lonely?
on my way friend… woah wait…yes
I dance to maek you happy
did friend like dance?
I shall battle the sadness!
friend isso pretty, she shouldnt feel sad or lonely
lots of people love friend! shes funny
I give huggles to friend
when friend is happy, we are happy
remember to smile okay? Smile as you read this!
you are not alone friend. I am here. Be happy.
For when you find that specal someone
an eggagment ring
DELETE YOUR BLOG
HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
the first post ever on tumblr
this was why they put the reblog button on the bottom of posts
I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SEE LINDSAY LOHAN OR SOME SHIT WOW
Always reblog because perfection.
I was waiting for the stupid patrick thing but yay the real post. love it.
This is sacred
OHMYZOD IT’S BACK
Is that a dishwasher?
no, that’s just an xbox one. it just looks a bit funny. must be customized…Guys, I have the strangest notion that it possibly could be called aVCR
this may be the last picture of it known to mankind